Barney's finally lost it

Evolution vs Creation vs Me

A few days ago it was the 40th anneversary of the Scope's trial. You know, when that one guy was tried for teaching evolution? The sounds of the trial are still ringing today. Conservative Cristians around the globe are fighting to keep Darwin's theyory out of the minds of chilidren, consticting them to thier thoughts, trying to stop them from knowing anything else but creation. Evolutionists are ignorantly shutting out protests and ultimately destroying the culture much of America has been in since the signing of the Constitution: Creation is the answer, and thats all.

So, there has to be a right and a wrong here. Right?

Wrong. Both of them, in fact.

Lemme break it down for you guys. First off, about Creation. People who think that God created the Earth with one poof and that humans were suddenly here and everything else deserve some credit, but in this day and age, the evidence that man comes from ape is overwhelmingly huge, almost too obvious to ignore. Neandrathals' bones and skulls have been descovered, making it clearer and clearer too scientists around the world everyday: humans have developed and evolved. And that's that.

Next, about these Darwin guys. They think that the Earth just kinda banged into existence and suddenly stuff started to happen, with no help from an outside source. Tell me, genius guys, how the heck did this happen? Sure humans came from teeny little organisums, but where did those come from, and where did the place they come from come from, and so on. This kinda stuff can't just suddenly appear in space, can it? The stars, asteroids... it's impossible to think that this stuff just suddenly appeared out of no where. And the way the world works, how can you say it was random? It's like shaking up the parts of a bike in a box and having them all fit perfectly together. It just doesn't happen.

So then, what did happen you ask? Well that's plainly simple. God planned out a path for humans to take and created everything to function on it's own. He planned out the path the earth would take, including evolution. Of course, when the first humans appeared, he couldn't tell them that they were created from monkeys. people weren't that smart yet. My idea is that he told them they were created from dust to explain to them how they were created so they could understand it. God wasn't lying about it. It's like telling a two year old that babies come from cabbages. It's not lying, its just putting it in a way they can understand.

Now of course my theyory isn't complete or perfect, but I think it's pretty close. But either way, I think it's time Evolutionists and Creationists got together and agreed on something: we're all people. And we can work this out. Evolutionists: challenge yourselves and think about where everything began. And Cristians, thank God for the minds he's planned out for us, and the ability he gave us to figure out the things on the earth he planned out, down to the very last microscopic organism.

KYLE