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Whats up with that...number thing?

Ok, so fashion trends always kinda weird me out. Like, for example, that whole wrist band thing. I mean, it just a wrist band, guys. You don't gotta go buy like a billion of em. These wrist band guys look like thier arms are slinkies or something.

Anywho, have you noticed how everyone has those shirts with a pointless number on them? You know, like it will just have like, one big number? Like, 56? I used to have a shirt that just said 70, and thats it, but I got rid of it. I've also seen one that had a picture of a dog and then a number like 06. What? Dog? 6? whats the relation here?

Somebody fill me in. I don't get it. I mean, why a number? Here, lemme show you what I mean.

http://www.badchickens.com/images/abercrombie.jpg

It just randomly says 92. 92? 92 what, chickens? Baseballs? Clowns? May be it's like some sorta IQ identification. I just don't get it.

There's one good thing that's come out of this nonsense: ANNOYANCE EXTREEEEEEEM!!! It's a great way to annoy people or just get a laugh. You just go up to some number shirt junkie and ask em, "78?" and they'll be like "What?" and you'll be like "78. Its on your shirt." and they'll be like "so?" and you'll be like "Why?" and they wont have a clue!

Cracks me up every time.
KYLE

Hey Dudes

Ok, now everyone, not even blogger members, can post thier opinions on why they hate me. Just thought you should know.

It's that time again kids...RANT SESSION!!!

Ok. Let me ask you a question.

Is it right that it's legal to own a gun that can take down a small aircraft?

You know the guy. He seems to folow me around. He's probably got facial hair, probably over fifty, probably male, probably over weight, probably protestant, definately white, definately southern, and definately Republican. He's got his car covered in American flag stickers, NRA stickers and sayings like "God loves America" and "America or else" and "I'd rather be huntin' my dinner".

Ok, so I've probably crossed the line stereotypical wise, and I probably should go back and delete all that stuff. But I think we all know it's true. These guys are what's keeping these guns around. (Not that I hate these sorta guys, infact they usually are pretty fun to be around, it's just thier views on gun gun control I don't like. And also thier body odor.) Every other country who has half a brian has kept gun restrictions, and guess what? They have better crime rates than us.

How the heck do these countries have better crime rates than us? you ask. It couldn't possibly be the fact that any insane guy can flash the second ammendment in your face and buy an assalt rifle or two? It's just self defence! You say.

Oh yea, sure. Just turn on the TV news at any time in the day, and I can gaurantee someone just got shot. That doesn't happen in gun control countries.

Trust me, If someone is buying a high callaber sniper, they have more than self defence on thier mind.

But It's our right! You say. Come on guys. Let's pull it together. Sometimes laws need to be changed. When this one was written, slavery was legal. People thought that was right too, to own slaves. This has gone on too long. I just can't take it.

the worst part is that it's never gonna happen.

Well, I'm done with that. I'm off to go sulk in the corner now.

KYLE