A public serivice announcement to dog owners
Today, I was mowing the lawn, when to my dismay, a large brown smelly object got in my way, and I was forced to mow over it. No, I didn't kill Cedric the Entertainer. I'm talkin bout something a little bit more obnoxious with a little better acting skills. Dog crap. And I don't own a dog.
Look, if you own a dog, which tons of people do, do me a favor and pick up the poo. This lady walks by every single week and has her dog take a dump on my lawn. The dog is your property, and I consider it's crap your crap.
Now back to your regularly schedualed program
KYLE